The disjointed rendition.

I gave my best. I know I didn't pray. I swear I will write everything in a formal way, no short cuts, no abbreviations from now on. SO GIVE ME THAT PASS!!! Argh. I already know that shitty three words I forgot, namely: disciple, bundle [of 'em ridiculous sticks!] and the memorable final one, apprentice whose vague figure has mischievously been floating over my mind during the examination, nevertheless, [as to use some buzz words that had today a red carpet treatment] was not so courteous to solicit me in the right time. Durrrr..... śwal. In case the eminent examination would have not been given a positive opinion, I had been on the brink of committing the same as the Almuadin above. Ach, yes i forgot to mention, that I am strongly indignant of the WORD LIMIT they just freaky fancy to impose- 200 words-it could not be less!